In an amazing coup, Cyclops has stormed into Bennelong, unseating incumbent redneck pollie Howard and surplanting him with ‘Joanie come lately’ journo Maxine McKew. Cyclops’ undercover mission was only revealed when he was caught on national tv lurking behind Joanie the Journo as she gushed on about Bennelong and its natives. 
Having been warned of this raid some weeks ago, I presumed ‘natives’ meant the local indigenous dance. However, not satisfied with unseating the incumbent redneck for Gillard’s new gal-pal, Cyclops proceded to drag “It’s Time” Labor veteran, Little Patti, onto the stage.
While Cyclops honked out songs like ‘”Purple People Eater” , Dame Patti wisely chose to perform her showbiz classic, “Blonde Haired Stompy Wompy Surfer Boy from Maroubra”, which went down a treat with the Armenian community at North Ryde.
