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$1.50 entrée

December 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Along the lines of the Spanish Omelette comes the $1.50 entree. Yes, you guessed it, Mussels in Olive Oil, anointed with, as usual, a brisk chablis. Depending on how much chablis you drink, the price could vary.

This isn’t a recipe so much as a caveat wrapped in a Woolworths docket. Mussels come in all types, fresh, canned, and those you use if you’re a caterer. However, before you write off this entrée, let me explain the vast range of mussels on the market. At the top end of the culinary experience is Nick’s Bar and Grill on Darling Harbour. This superb seafood restaurant employs a dedicated oyster shucker. At last count his name was Henrí. He also shucks clams and mussels. It’s worth a visit to Nick’s to see him in action.

Having partaken of Nick’s wonderful seafood you may be asking,’but does it have to cost me a mortgage payment just to enjoy food like this?’ Well, no, it doesn’t. You could go to a local seafood restaurant and order mussels, but really, you’d be better off choosing the beer-battered fish.

However there is help at hand, and as usual it comes from our friends at Homebrand. They have come up with the brilliant idea of bottling the magic of such restaurants as Nick’s and making it available to ex-pat Nick’s customers like myself. For the price of a toothpick you can buy a can of smoked mussels, pour some olive oil over the top, add chopped onions and salt, and for $1.50 you can almost see yourself at Darling Harbour, without the crowds and the parking problems.

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Spanish Omelette

December 9, 2009 · 5 Comments

Angela PJ, she’s on twitter if you haven’t met her, said my blog was ‘heavy going’. I agree, it is. It’s not a fluffy beer and skittles site. It’s a meat and potatoes site, with all the grist of the mill. However in order to attract readers like Ange, perhaps I should add some content that appeals across the board.

A recipe for instance. I posted this one on twitter today, so no doubt you’ve already tried it out, and enjoyed it. For those that haven’t here is a four step process to this culinary delight.

Pour glass of cheap Chablis.
Chop one onion, large is best.
Taste test raw onion, quickly gulp Chablis.
Thinly slice one large potato.
Re-taste Chablis, turn on TV.
Wait till Neighbours is over and watch 7pm Report.

During first ad break throw potatoes into copious serving of olive oil.
Sneak a slice of onion and a gulp of Chablis.

Return attention to TV, guffaw at Charlie Pickering, perve at Carrie, feel sorry for Hughesy.

Second ad break add onions to the pan. By this time the Chablis will require re-tasting.

Whisk two eggs, pour over veges, remove very quickly from pan. Add salt and pepper.

Top up wine, turn off TV and savour your culinary achievement.

Saluté

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